The Great Bear Egg Debate

A great deal of yelling took place last night. Proper angry kid yelling. And a clear division formed across the dining table.

The big issue? Whether the hairy brown object on the table was a bear egg or a coconut. Mummy, trying to encourage imagination and fun, bought the bear egg at Waitrose the other day for the princely sum of £1.

Isaac and Adam have agreed that yes, it's a bear egg, and have made some efforts to steal guinea pig bedding for it's nest. Ben, however, despite being the youngest, has made his views clear. It's a coconut, and we're all morons. We can make it a nest, take turns to sit on it. But it WILL. NOT. HATCH.

We'll see, small cynical child.